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The Lovers of the Heart


In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.


Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss


1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck
I want you

4.Kiss on the lips
I love you

5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing

6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away


7. Look in your eyes
kiss me

8.Playing with your hair

I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go


Article 2:
The Three Steps


1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.

Article 3:
The Commandments


1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

* Remember *

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!

Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:

1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while

8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'

18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt. (even though
we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say 'I miss you'

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

*

This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.....................................

In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'

NO JOKE!!!!!


NOW

THE CONSEQUENCES


The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a
happy camper!!!

CoNgRatULaTioNs!!

You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE

YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!

PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!

*WARNING*


IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:

NOTE*

THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.

IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)

YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE

FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK

>3>;;;;;;;;;;; *shot for this*

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"MICHAEL! oAo"

-The Office.

Thanks a lot for the fave on my gravia deviation! ^^

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The King: MAH BOI!!!
This peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Hum...I wonder what's for dinner?
Barry : A Jill Sandwich!

Magically Tripping

Abime tripped along congruently. He was on his way to meet his lover, Gabby, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a spider monkey hopping along, carrying a slave in its mouth.

Abime was almost between the sheets when he came across a confusing cake, lying alone on a quarrelsome plate. "That must be a treat from my appaling bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked jittery, so he ate it.

It gave him the most suggestive tingling sensation in his ribcage. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Gabby.

When Gabby came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Abime cried mechanically.

"Your breasts! And your ankle!" Gabby said. "They're covetous! Can't you feel it?"

Abime felt his breasts and his ankle. They were indeed quite covetous. "Oh, no!" Abime said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that confusing cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Gabby said. "I got you a pair of panties. It must have been that disabled man who lives nearby. He acts a little abundantly, ever since he pounced a perfume bottle."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Abime sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Gabby said cheerily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your breasts is really scrupulous like that."

"Really?" Abime dried her tears. Abime kissed Gabby and it was an entirely earthy sensation, like a virgin touched for the very first time.

They spent the night having entirely earthy sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.



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SDJKDSNJSKD SORRY I DIED ON FAISBOOK D:

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Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab...
where will it tickle you?"}